--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/getdate.py	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+import json
+import sys
+import datetime
+
+with open(sys.argv[1]) as f:
+    data = json.load(f)
+    print(data['fulltitle'] + " [{0}]".format(data["uploader"]), end="\n\n-----------------\n\n")
+    upload_date = datetime.datetime(int(data["upload_date"][:-4]), int(data["upload_date"][4:][:-2]), int(data["upload_date"][6:]))
+    print("Published on " + f"{upload_date.strftime('%b')} {upload_date.strftime('%d').strip('0')}, {upload_date.strftime('%Y')}", end="\n\n")
+    print(data["description"])

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kg.c	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+/** 
+ *  Windows 95 Keygen - 4/23/2022
+ *  By Paper
+ *  a "rewrite" of my C++ app to vanilla C
+ *  truth be told, most of it was C already
+ *
+ *  skaven is awesome!!
+**/
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <math.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#define CONCAT_INTS(x, y) \
+	x * pow(10, log10(y)+1) + y;
+
+int get_sum(int n) {
+	int sum;
+	for (sum = 0; n > 0; sum += n % 10, n /= 10); // copied this from google. sorry not sorry
+	return sum;
+}
+
+int win95_nt4_prefix() {
+    int num = rand() % 1000;
+    while ((num == 333) || (num == 444) || (num == 555) || (num == 666) || (num == 777) || (num == 888) || (num == 999) || ((num % 3) != 0)) {
+        num = num + 1;
+    }
+    return num;
+}
+
+int win95_suffix() {
+    int first_digits, last_digit, second_segment = 5;
+    while (second_segment % 7 != 0) {
+        first_digits = rand() % 1000000;
+        last_digit = rand() % 10;
+        while ((last_digit == 0) || (last_digit >= 8)) {
+            last_digit = rand() % 10;
+        }
+		second_segment = CONCAT_INTS(first_digits, last_digit);
+    }
+    return second_segment;
+}
+
+int office_prefix() {
+    int new_site = rand() % 1000;
+    int ez_pwned = new_site % 10 + 1;
+    while (ez_pwned >= 10) {
+        ez_pwned = ez_pwned - 10;
+    }
+    return CONCAT_INTS(new_site, ez_pwned);
+}
+
+int oem_prefix() {
+    int years[] = {
+        95,
+        96,
+        97,
+        98,
+        99,
+        00,
+        01,
+        02,
+        03
+    };
+    return CONCAT_INTS(((rand() % 366) + 1), years[rand() % 9]);
+}
+
+int oem_middle() {
+    int first_digits, last_digit, second_segment, sum = 1;
+    while (sum % 7 != 0) {
+        sum = 0;
+        first_digits = rand() % 10000;
+        last_digit = rand() % 10;
+        while ((last_digit == 0) || (last_digit >= 8)) {
+            last_digit = rand() % 10;
+        }
+        second_segment = CONCAT_INTS(first_digits, last_digit);
+        get_sum(second_segment);
+    }
+    return second_segment;
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
+	srand((unsigned) time(NULL)); // magic rand() stuff :p
+    if (argc >= 2) {
+        if (strcmp(argv[1], "--office") == 0) {
+			printf("%04d-%07d", office_prefix(), win95_suffix());
+			return 0;
+        } else if (strcmp(argv[1], "--oem") == 0) {
+			printf("%05d-OEM-%07d-%05d", oem_prefix(), oem_middle(), (rand() % 100000));
+			return 0;
+        } else if (strcmp(argv[1], "--normal") == 0) {
+            printf("%03d-%07d", win95_nt4_prefix(), win95_suffix());
+			return 0;
+        }
+    }
+	printf("usage: %s [--normal] [--oem] [--office]", argv[0]);
+    return 0;
+}
\ No newline at end of file

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kggui/Makefile	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+# please remind me to never create makefiles ever again
+
+CC_FLAGS=-Wall -O2 -static -I./include
+LD_FLAGS=-lbass -mwindows
+
+win95kggui:
+	$(CC) -o src/win95kggui.o -c src/win95kggui.c $(CC_FLAGS)
+	windres src/icon.rc src/icon.o -I./include
+	$(LD) -r -b binary -o src/bergsm.o src/bergsm.xm
+	$(CC) -o win95kggui.exe src/win95kggui.o src/icon.o src/bergsm.o $(CC_FLAGS) $(LD_FLAGS)
+
+clean:
+	rm -f src/*.o *.exe

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kggui/README.md	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+# win95kggui.c
+
+yeah....
+
+a Windows 95 keygen, cause i was bored
+
+### compiling
+
+`make`
+
+### prerequisites
+
+[BASS](https://www.un4seen.com/bass.html)
\ No newline at end of file

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kggui/include/resource.h	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,1 @@
+#define PEED 101

Binary file win95kggui/src/Icon80.ico has changed

Binary file win95kggui/src/bergsm.xm has changed

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kggui/src/icon.rc	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#include "resource.h"
+
+PEED ICON "Icon80.ico"

--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/win95kggui/src/win95kggui.c	Mon Apr 25 02:10:41 2022 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,211 @@
+/**
+ * Windows 95 Keygen (Windows GUI ver.)
+ * Copyright (c) Paper 2022
+ *
+ * Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+ * of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+ * in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+ * to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+ * copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+ * furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+ * 
+ * The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+ * copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+ * 
+ * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+ * IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+ * FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+ * AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+ * LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+ * OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+ * SOFTWARE.
+**/
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <windows.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include <commdlg.h>
+#include <math.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <bass.h>
+#include <resource.h>
+#define _WIN32_WINNT 0x0400
+#define ARRAYSIZE(a) \
+	sizeof(a)/sizeof(a[0])
+#define CONCAT_INTS(x, y) \
+	x * pow(10, log10(y)+1) + y
+#ifdef _MSC_VER
+#define strdup(p) _strdup(p)
+#endif
+#define GENERATE_KEY 1
+#define LISTBOX      2
+#define KEY          3
+int type;
+HWND hWndListBox, key_box;
+HMUSIC music;
+
+extern char binary_src_bergsm_xm_start[];
+extern char binary_src_bergsm_xm_end[];
+
+int get_sum(int n) {
+	int sum;
+	for (sum = 0; n > 0; sum += n % 10, n /= 10); // copied this from google. sorry not sorry
+	return sum;
+}
+
+int win95_nt4_prefix() {
+    int num = rand() % 999;
+    while ((num == 333) || (num == 444) || (num == 555) || (num == 666) || (num == 777) || (num == 888) || (num == 999)) {
+        num = num + 1;
+    }
+    return num;
+}
+
+int win95_suffix(bool is_oem) {
+    int first_digits, last_digit, second_segment = 5;
+    while (get_sum(second_segment) % 7 != 0) {
+		if (is_oem == false) {
+			first_digits = rand() % 999999;
+		} else {
+			first_digits = rand() % 9999;
+		}
+        last_digit = rand() % 9;
+        while ((last_digit == 0) || (last_digit >= 8)) {
+            last_digit = rand() % 9;
+        }
+		second_segment = CONCAT_INTS(first_digits, last_digit);
+    }
+    return second_segment;
+}
+
+int office_prefix() {
+	int new_site = 0;
+	int ez_pwned = 0;
+	while (CONCAT_INTS(new_site, ez_pwned) == 0) {
+		new_site = rand() % 99;
+		ez_pwned = (new_site % 10) + 2;
+		if (ez_pwned >= 10) {
+			ez_pwned -= 10;
+		}
+	}
+    return CONCAT_INTS(new_site, ez_pwned);
+}
+
+int oem_prefix() {
+    const char* years[] = {
+        "95",
+        "96",
+        "97",
+        "98",
+        "99",
+        "00",
+        "01",
+        "02",
+        "03"
+    };
+	char buf[6];
+	sprintf(buf, "%03d", (rand() % 366) + 1);
+	strcat(buf, years[rand() % 9]);
+	int buf2 = atoi(buf);
+    return buf2;
+}
+
+void AddControls(HWND hWnd) {
+	int i = 0;
+	/* Open File */
+	HWND gen_button = CreateWindowA("Button", "Generate Key", WS_VISIBLE | WS_CHILD, (int)((225 - 100)/2), 5, 100, 20, hWnd, (HMENU)GENERATE_KEY, NULL, NULL);
+	/* Type */
+	TCHAR listbox_items[][22] = {"Windows 95 / NT 4 RTM", "Windows 95 OEM", "Office 97"};
+	hWndListBox = CreateWindowA("Listbox", NULL, WS_VISIBLE | WS_CHILD | LBS_STANDARD | LBS_NOTIFY, (int)((225 - 150)/2), 30, 150, 60, hWnd, (HMENU)LISTBOX, NULL, NULL);
+	for (i = 0; i < ARRAYSIZE(listbox_items); i++) {
+		int pos = (int)SendMessage(hWndListBox, LB_ADDSTRING, i, (LPARAM) listbox_items[i]);
+		SendMessage(hWndListBox, LB_SETITEMDATA, pos, (LPARAM) i);
+	}
+	SendMessage(hWndListBox, LB_SETCURSEL, (WPARAM)0, (LPARAM)0);
+	// idk
+	key_box = CreateWindowA("Edit", "", WS_VISIBLE | WS_CHILD | WS_BORDER | ES_READONLY | ES_CENTER | ES_MULTILINE | SS_CENTER, (int)((225 - 150)/2), 100, 150, 40, hWnd, (HMENU)KEY, NULL, NULL);
+	if (gen_button == NULL || hWndListBox == NULL || key_box == NULL)
+		MessageBoxA(hWnd, "how did you even trigger this", "GUI could not be initialized!", MB_ICONEXCLAMATION); 
+}
+
+bool CALLBACK SetFont(HWND child, LPARAM font) {
+	SendMessage(child, WM_SETFONT, font, true);
+	return true;
+}
+
+LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure(HWND hWnd, UINT msg, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam ) {
+	switch(msg) {
+		case WM_COMMAND:
+			if(HIWORD(wParam) == CBN_SELCHANGE) {
+				if (LOWORD(wParam) == LISTBOX)
+					type = SendMessageA((HWND) lParam, (UINT) LB_GETCURSEL, (WPARAM) 0, (LPARAM) 0);
+			}
+			switch(wParam) {
+				case GENERATE_KEY: {
+					char* p = calloc(24, sizeof(char));
+					switch(type) {
+						case 0:
+							snprintf(p, 24, "%04d-%07d", office_prefix(), win95_suffix(false));
+							SendMessageA(key_box, WM_SETTEXT, (WPARAM)0, (LPARAM)p);
+							break;
+						case 2:
+							snprintf(p, 24, "%05d-OEM-%07d-%05d", oem_prefix(), win95_suffix(true), (rand() % 100000));
+							SendMessageA(key_box, WM_SETTEXT, (WPARAM)0, (LPARAM)p);
+							break;
+						case 1:
+							snprintf(p, 24, "%03d-%07d", win95_nt4_prefix(), win95_suffix(false));
+							SendMessageA(key_box, WM_SETTEXT, (WPARAM)0, (LPARAM)p);
+							break;
+					}
+				}
+				case LISTBOX:
+					break;
+				case KEY:
+					break;
+			}
+			break;
+		case WM_CREATE: {
+			if (!BASS_Init(-1, 48000, 0, hWnd, NULL)) {
+				EndDialog(hWnd, 0);
+				break;
+			}
+			AddControls(hWnd);
+			EnumChildWindows(hWnd, (WNDENUMPROC)SetFont, (LPARAM)GetStockObject(DEFAULT_GUI_FONT));
+			music = BASS_MusicLoad(true, &binary_src_bergsm_xm_start, 0, (unsigned int)(binary_src_bergsm_xm_end - binary_src_bergsm_xm_start), BASS_SAMPLE_LOOP | BASS_MUSIC_FT2PAN | BASS_MUSIC_NONINTER | BASS_SAMPLE_FLOAT, 1);
+			BASS_ChannelPlay(music, FALSE);
+			break;
+		}
+		case WM_DESTROY:
+			BASS_MusicFree(music);
+			BASS_Free();
+			PostQuitMessage(0);
+			break;
+		default:
+			return DefWindowProcA(hWnd, msg, wParam, lParam);
+	}
+	return false;
+}
+
+int WINAPI WinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE hPrevInstance, LPSTR args, int ncmdshow) {
+	srand((unsigned) time(NULL)); // magic rand() stuff :p
+	WNDCLASSA wc = {0};
+
+	wc.hbrBackground = (HBRUSH)COLOR_WINDOW;
+	wc.hCursor = LoadCursor(NULL, IDC_ARROW);
+	wc.hInstance = hInstance;
+	wc.lpszClassName = "win95kg";
+	wc.lpfnWndProc = WindowProcedure;
+	wc.hIcon = LoadIcon(hInstance, MAKEINTRESOURCE(PEED));
+
+	if (!RegisterClassA(&wc)) return -1;
+
+	CreateWindowA("win95kg", "Windows 95 Keygen", WS_OVERLAPPED | WS_VISIBLE | WS_MINIMIZEBOX | WS_SYSMENU, 100, 100, 225, 200, NULL, NULL, hInstance, NULL);
+
+	MSG msg = {0};
+
+	while (GetMessage(&msg, NULL, 0, 0)) {
+		TranslateMessage(&msg);
+		DispatchMessage(&msg);
+	}
+	return 0;
+}